What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic