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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.