What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic