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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.