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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.