New Car Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.