I thought they only drive automatic
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Time to get a new car.
She buys a new car.
Anytime he wants to go.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Two Birds!
No idea.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Wo
Harambe tried to save the kids.
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
He said it goes without a hitch!
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
Because all they do is break wind.
Smells fishy
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
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