New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.