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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.