How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.