How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...