How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.