What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

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Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required