What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S