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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!