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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

User Jokes More User Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket