What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

Removed