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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

User Jokes More User Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.