User Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Apple User Jokes More Apple User Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients