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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri