What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.