What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

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