What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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It was a cup draw!

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Tranquilized.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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Fifty dollars and a tip.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.