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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala