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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria