What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms