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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!