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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.