What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it