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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.