The snort quack.
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
It's a beta blocker
To stomp out forest fires.
A Pair-a-ducks.
A shotgun mic!
Shartonnay
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
