What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.