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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.