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Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!