Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!