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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant