Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"