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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant