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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker