How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.