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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.