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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

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What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad