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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season