How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad