Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.