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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.