Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.