Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.