Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.