Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.