Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.