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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

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How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.