Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.