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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1