Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1