What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.