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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.