Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
Looks over both shoulders....
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
All-porpoise cleaner.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.