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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.