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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'