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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.