What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!