Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs