Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.