Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick