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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.