Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.