Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor