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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.