Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs