How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!