How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!