Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!