Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.