Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!