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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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The Rice-child was born.

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Hello world!

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Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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They'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.