Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.