Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!