What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!