What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!