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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER