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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!