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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!