What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER