Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.