Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!