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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.