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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.