Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.