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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.