The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Let's knot.
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
A degree in law.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Interracial
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Marriage
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The energy bill...
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
After the ring, you wake up!
Because she stole his heart
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Feyonce
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
A palm tree.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
I saved you a stool.
They cantelope.
Because they cantaloupe.
He married his cousin.
Cant-elope
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Almond the side of the law! Kn
Wedding rings
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
