The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Let's knot.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
A degree in law.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Interracial
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Marriage
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The energy bill...
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
After the ring, you wake up!
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Feyonce
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
A so-be-it union.
Re-arranged marriage
A Dairy Heir.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
A TACK
Ollamacare
Because it was screwed up!
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Play ball.
Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.
Coughin'
