The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Let's knot.
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
A degree in law.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Interracial
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Marriage
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The energy bill...
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
After the ring, you wake up!
Because she stole his heart
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Feyonce
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Best before...
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Cantaloupe
A melon collie.
Stoner!
We'd be good together.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Too soon
Astro-knots.
He was too far out, man.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
