The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Let's knot.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
A degree in law.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Marriage
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
The energy bill...
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
After the ring, you wake up!
Feyonce
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Cantaloupe
They cantaloupe.
May divorce be with you
Mango!
A plutocracy
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
One of them is actually wanted!
Because they don't want the siren to die.
De Beers
Doctor Dolittle
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
A Ranged Marriage
