What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief