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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.