How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy