What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!