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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish