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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.