What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.