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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)