What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.