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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!