Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.