Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.