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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!