Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.