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What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth