What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff