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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Sand Paper Jokes More Sand Paper Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!