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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

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What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!