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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!