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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff