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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!