What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!