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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.