What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!