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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.