Marshawn Lynch Jokes

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.