What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.