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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.