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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.