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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.