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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson