What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!