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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount