What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.