What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.