What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus