What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!