Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.