Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn