Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Steven Hawking Jokes More Steven Hawking Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.