What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.