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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."