What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!