What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue