What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon