What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.