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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.