I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear