I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear