I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.