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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.