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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.