What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."