What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.