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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.