What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless