What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.