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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.