What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.