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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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He was told not to play with his food.

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Nah-imma-stay

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas