I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

Cause their cars are always Stalin

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What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.