I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce