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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake