I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Whirled Peas